I don't want my viewers to die of boredom. So the next time you're bored, check out some of the things you can do:
1. First, get out of the house.
2. Send a text to a random number that says "I hid the body. Now what?"
3. Dig a hole to bury a rock. If someone asks, burst into tears and say "My pet rock had a
seizure..."
4. Hide in a closet. When someone opens the door, jump out and say "Welcome to Walmart! How may I help you?"
5. Sign up for a dating website. Draw a face on a sack of garbage and use it as your profile picture. See how many offers you get.
6. Make a new profile. For hobbies, write down "Killing things." For career, write down "Bug murderer." See how many offers you get.
7. Mail a box of donuts to the police station. Include a note that says "I finally got out of prison. Love ~Bob"
8. Buy a bunch of garden gnomes. Place them around your house in army formation.
9. Walk into a liquor store while drinking a juice pouch.
10. Draw a face on a balloon. Walk around town and introduce everyone to your new "best friend."
11. Go to a gym. Eat donuts and watch other people work out.
12. Call a random number. When someone anwers, say "Hello, do you remember me?" When they say no, say "I can't believe you forgot me AGAIN!" and hang up. If they say yes, say "Good. It's me,
Bob. I'm in jail again. Can you bail me out?"
13. Wear a tuxedo. Take a picture and sell yourself on ebay as a "Magical Butler. Only $5.99. Limited time offer."
14. Tell everyone you know about The Next Big Thing: the water-proof towel.
15. Try to sell "magic beans."
16. Tell everyone about lamecomics.weebly.com."
17. Write a letter explaining how you're going to take over the world some day. Write down
all the details of the plan and mail it to your neighbor. Sign it "From: You know who."
18. Make up a weird cheesy story about someone you know. End it with "in accordance to the prophecy" and email it to everyone you know, including that person.
19. Go to the public park. Try to catch a goose with your hands.
20. Find a police officer. Start a conversation with "Did you ever wonder why...?"
21. Go to the public washroom. Write down weird messages on the toilet paper for the next person.
22. Call an electronics store. Try to order a chainsaw. When they refuse, demand to know why they can't sell you one because your "friend" purchased one from the same store a few days ago.
23. Buy a bucket of white paint. Paint the outline of a dead body on your driveway.
24. Email everyone in your contact list a message that says "Go to lamecomics.weebly.com."
Warning: Some of these things may get you arrested.
1. First, get out of the house.
2. Send a text to a random number that says "I hid the body. Now what?"
3. Dig a hole to bury a rock. If someone asks, burst into tears and say "My pet rock had a
seizure..."
4. Hide in a closet. When someone opens the door, jump out and say "Welcome to Walmart! How may I help you?"
5. Sign up for a dating website. Draw a face on a sack of garbage and use it as your profile picture. See how many offers you get.
6. Make a new profile. For hobbies, write down "Killing things." For career, write down "Bug murderer." See how many offers you get.
7. Mail a box of donuts to the police station. Include a note that says "I finally got out of prison. Love ~Bob"
8. Buy a bunch of garden gnomes. Place them around your house in army formation.
9. Walk into a liquor store while drinking a juice pouch.
10. Draw a face on a balloon. Walk around town and introduce everyone to your new "best friend."
11. Go to a gym. Eat donuts and watch other people work out.
12. Call a random number. When someone anwers, say "Hello, do you remember me?" When they say no, say "I can't believe you forgot me AGAIN!" and hang up. If they say yes, say "Good. It's me,
Bob. I'm in jail again. Can you bail me out?"
13. Wear a tuxedo. Take a picture and sell yourself on ebay as a "Magical Butler. Only $5.99. Limited time offer."
14. Tell everyone you know about The Next Big Thing: the water-proof towel.
15. Try to sell "magic beans."
16. Tell everyone about lamecomics.weebly.com."
17. Write a letter explaining how you're going to take over the world some day. Write down
all the details of the plan and mail it to your neighbor. Sign it "From: You know who."
18. Make up a weird cheesy story about someone you know. End it with "in accordance to the prophecy" and email it to everyone you know, including that person.
19. Go to the public park. Try to catch a goose with your hands.
20. Find a police officer. Start a conversation with "Did you ever wonder why...?"
21. Go to the public washroom. Write down weird messages on the toilet paper for the next person.
22. Call an electronics store. Try to order a chainsaw. When they refuse, demand to know why they can't sell you one because your "friend" purchased one from the same store a few days ago.
23. Buy a bucket of white paint. Paint the outline of a dead body on your driveway.
24. Email everyone in your contact list a message that says "Go to lamecomics.weebly.com."
Warning: Some of these things may get you arrested.
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